Reflections

My mother placed me in an educational institution when I was five, and I remained in one ever since! However, much learning is available away from organised set-ups. Sharing experiences is a wonderful human activity.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Aesop revisited - 2.

This is the true story of the WORLD HONEY BANK or as commonly referred to as WHB.

In the land of the flying honey bees, where abundant pollen adorns multitudes of flora species, dressed in multi-coloured costumes, Messrs Tinfoil & Atrium, front-liners in both the theory and practice of business and economics, created a challenging way of eliminating poverty from the surface of mother Earth. Making money never really looked so easy and within everyone's reach.

The think tank making the upper echelons of WHB were dead against waste. An area where natural resources were abominably wasted was, strangely enough, the production of natural honey, which besides its healthy constituents, made everything referred to it, including humans, so sweet.

An early lesson in elementary science described the hierarchical pyramid of a beehive, which can be safely described as an assembly line in its most natural state, whether it is found in a hollow tree or in man made containers.

One unit colony, or, if you like, an independently run beehive, houses a large number of female non-laying eggs workers, who practically are in charge to carry out all the work that goes on in the unit, except laying eggs. The male bees, also known as drones, do some of the work, normally that which entails supervisory qualities.

Her Majesty's main vocation is that of laying eggs to replace old workers and drones, and nurture new queens, particularly when the colony becomes over populated. The natural process includes the workers cultivating a number of queens by feeding them more pollen. This turns female larvae into queens, instead of into workers. When a new queen takes charge, the older one is chased away, and all the extras are eliminated.

Messrs Tinfoil & Atrium believe that all this waste is unpardonable. It could be redirected to greater production efforts. Save the extra queens instead of eliminating them. Give them new hives to colonise. Invest in honey production for the benefit and welfare of humanity.

This is how the WORLD HONEY BANK came into being. Everyone can invest everyone's hard earned cash by investing in a queen of everyone's choice. There is a long list of dynasties to choose from, starting from dna proven lineages dating as far back as the Egyptian Pharaohs, reaching to the present day royalties. Buying a queen would give the investor a tenfold yield of profit, including the production of honey itself, medicinals originating from it, and many other by-products. Your investment bank account will be issued in the name of your queen, say, Her Majesty's Queen Naufari on behalf of Mr and Mrs Timothy Nemo of Birguma Islands.

It is not known yet how many world citizens have become millionaires through investing in WHB. But everyone is invited to become wealthy. Undoubtedly, the project and its results continue.

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